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Monday, October 10, 2011

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WEEK 5

Like I said earlier, this has been a weird week. Outrageously bizzarre. Tampa Bay loses by 45 points to San Fran. The Giants lose at home to the fucking Seahawks. The Saints barely squeak out a win against the Panthers. Eagles get embarrassed by the Bills. Raiders beat the seemingly unstoppable Texans in Houston. Shits just been weird. And tonight we have Bears +6 at Lions.

I really believe this is the game that is going to save my sanity. I really do. Seems like one of those games where the Lions will be unstoppable and Suh and company on defense will sack Cutler around 14,811 times tonight. I genuinely believe the Lions will win and win big here tonight.

Here are a couple reasons why:

1. This is the first Monday Night Football game in Detroit since 2001. That is an ABSURD statistic. Barry Sanders is doing the intro tonight, I just feel like the Motor City will be rockin' and the crowd will make it very very difficult for the Bears to get anything going tonight. 


2. The Bears are 1-3 Against The Spread this year.


3. The Lions are 3-0-1 ATS this year.


4. Last week the Bears gave up 543 yards to the Panthers, clearly their defense has been incredibly inconsistant and I see no way they will get it straightened out on the road against arguably the most dynamic offense in the NFL.


5. Bears average giving up 301 passing yards a game, a statistic that should be magnified with the Stafford-Johnson connection.

I also really love the over in this game, which is at 47 right now. Detroit has covered the over in every single game they have played. Chicago has covered it 50%, it'll be 60% by the end of the night. This week, the Over is 9-3 in the NFL. I see that trend continuing tonight.

Cutler's ex girlfriend is going to get railed out hard by Suh and Megatron after this game. Shit that would make everyone in the entire town of Laguna Beach cringe. Maybe call up LC and make this a good ol' fashion orgy. Yeah, I used to occasionally  watch Laguna Beach. What of it.


LIONS -6

OVER 47

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