UFC 135 Picks for Tomorrow

Listen, I don't know the first thing about MMA. I used to play the UFC video game and I was fucking DIRTY at it. That's as far as my expertise goes. But I was looking at the matchups for tomorrows event and I saw Matt Hughes and Rampage Jackson are fighting (not eachother, but other dudes I had never heard of since they weren't in the video game). Hughes and Jackson are both underdogs though! Can you believe that shit!? I don't know, maybe they suck? Hmm, well they didn't in the video game. Truth be told I could have been Andy Dick and still put a wooping on people in the octagon if you hand me the sticks on Xbox. I'm thinking of taking both of them in a parlay for tomorrow. And just so you guys know how much of a steal this could potentially be, if you put down $100 and parlay both of them to win, you get paid $2,038. Thats ridiculous. Now again, I don't know shit about the UFC these days but if its anything like the video game, I'm about to win 2 grand tomorrow. Jump on the bandwagon.

Matt Hughes +350

Rampage Jackson +375