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Friday, September 23, 2011

NFL Lock of Week 3

Jets -3.5 at Raiders. Anyone, ANYONE, that is high on the Raiders is just flat out high. Period. Lets dissect their two wins shall we? First they beat Denver who quite frankly, I'm pretty sure the Georgetown women's field hockey program could throw on some pads and and squeak away with s 17-14 victory. Then they go to Buffalo, get like a 10 touchdown lead and LOSE!? Yeah I am REAL scared about the Oakland Raiders covering this spread.

Lets be real people. The Jets have a bunch of question marks on their team and I'll be the first to admit that. Especially with Mangold out for what seems to be 2 maybe 3 games, I understand why people are hesitant on this one. Actually that was a lie, I have no fucking clue why anyone would pick Oakland in this game. Plus, I heard the Jets already stocked up on Hebrew Nationals for Sanchez. If that ain't a sign of a foreseen victory, I don't know what the hell is. Everyone knows Sanchez is 1-0 while eating hotdogs during the game. Thats an undefeated record. He thrives on hotdogs. What a true New Yorker. Probably an illegal alien which makes him the truest of true New Yorkers.
Real Talk. Oakland won't be able to score on this team. Sorry. Can't see it happening. LOCK. THIS. SHIT. UP.


Jets -3.5

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