1) Detroit -3.5 at Minnesota
All American JT Reasons to take this game
1. Stafford, Best, and Calvin Johnson are reminding me of the second coming of Warner, Faulk, and Bruce from those years the Rams were known as 'The Greatest Show on Turf.' There is really no ceiling to these bastards as far as potential. I love this offense and don't think that soft Minnesota defense will have an answer to them.
2. Minnesota is absolutely falling apart. One more shitty game from McNabb and those fans will be calling for Christian Ponder to step in. Which hopefully could be against Detroit this week so that this can turn into the lock of all locks by halftime. McNabb has been absolute shit for the past three years and there is no signs that he is going to be able to pick apart this young, athletic, and hungry defense of the Lions.
3. The only bright spot on Minnesota's offense is Adrian Peterson. Sucks though because that motherfucker has to go up against arguably the best defensive lineman in the NFL and one of the top defensive lines as well. Suh (not even going to bother trying to spell his first name) is going to make Peterson's day hell, and once the running game comes to a hault, Vikings will be forced to put the ball in the air, only helping the Lions' chances of closing this game out early. Give the points and the win.
Sean Sans reasons to take this game
1. Lions are: 4-0 ATS in the last 4 games as the favorite
4-0 ATS in the last 4 games vs the NFC north
4-0 ATS in the last 4 games on field turf
2. Vikings are: 0-5 ATS in the last 5 games as the home underdog
0-5 ATS in the last 5 games vs the NFC north
3. The OVER: OVER for Lions 3-0-1 in last 4 games on the road
OVER for Lions 7-0 in last 7 after holding opp to under 250 passing in previous game
LIONS -3.5
OVER 45 (if you are feeling special today)
2) Miami +2.5 at Cleveland
All-American JT reasons to take this game
1. Cleveland sucks asshole
2. Miami is 0-2 but against the Patriots and a very dangerous Texans squad. Look for them to absolutely go OFF on the Browns to get their first win.
3. Cleveland sucks major asshole, and is favored? Fuck that noise. Miami it is.
Sean Sans reasons to take this game
1. Browns are: 1-5 ATS in the last 6 overall games
1-5 ATS in the last 6 games against the AFC
0-5 ATS in the 5 home games
2. Dolphins are: 9-2 ATS in the last 11 games as a road underdog
8-2 ATS in the last 10 road games
11-5 ATS in the last 16 games as the underdog
3. Look for rookie Daniel Thomas to have a great game and assert himself as the #1 running back in miami. Hes explosive and runs hard between the tackles unlike his backup Reggie "wont ever play a full season" Bush .This will also allow Chad Henne some time in the pocket and open up the play action. Fish last year were great on the road but terrible at home. Look for history to repeat itself.
Miami +2.5
3) Pittsburgh -11 at Indianapolis
All-American JT reasons to take this game
1. I know the spread is a little much than most of us like to take, but I've been thinking about it for like 45 hours and I cannot come up with one way the Colts will be able to score on this team. Not one. Can't score=cant win. And probably can't cover as well.
2. Girls from Indianapolis are busted as fuck, which means Ben Rapelisberger won't have to force any Indy sluts into the bathroom, which in turn is going to make him focused and hungry. Before a good sporting event you always gotta build up some sexual frustration, don't release that shit into the girl but use that as extra energy in the sport? You know? No? Oh, maybe that was just me back in 6th grade little league. ANYWAY.. trust me, this tactic works. Just watch Big Ben and the Steelers tomorrow, you'll see what I'm talking about.
3. Peyton Manning isn't playing. Boom, case closed. Don't worry Kerry Collins, I'll pray for you. Maybe rip a shot for you, you alcoholic bastard.
Sean Sans reasons to take this game
1. Colts are: 1-6 ATS in the last 7 home games
0-4 ATS in the last 4 games overalll
0-7 ATS in the last 7 games vs the AFC
2. Steelers are: 5-0 ATS in the last 5 games as the favorite
4-0 ATS in the last 4 games vs teams with losing record
4-0 ATS in the last 4 games in the month of SEPT
3. OVER: in PIT is 5-0 in last 5 games vs AFC, OVER in PIT is 6-0 in last 6 games following an ATS WIN
OVER in IND is 5-1 in last 6 games following an ATS LOSS, OVER in IND is 4-1 in last 5 games as underdog
Steelers -11
OVER 39 (again, don't LOVE the over, but can't argue against the stats..)
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