MLB for 9/22

Do you think the Phillies can bend me over and fuck me 3 nights in a row? Listen, I understand Philadelphia is a scummy piece of shit city, but for Christ sake are they seriously going to get swept by the Nationals? My bet is no. My bet is that they come out there tonight and stick it to the Nationals harder than shit you would see in a bondage porno. Lets go Oswalt, grow some stones son. Moneyline that shit hard.

Phillies -185

Second baseball game I'm taking tonight is the LA Angels -122 against the Blue Jays. Angels are hungry for the playoffs, and despite the fact that Ervin Santana looks like a complete asshole with a chinstrap beard, he's got some nasty stuff. Not in the mood to give the Blue Jays any runs so I'll take them moneyline and probably parlay them with the Phils game. Do the same you savages.

By the way, you have to be some kind of douchebag to rock a chinstrap right? Aren't they illegal? No? Psh..fuckin' Obama.. Make that happen, would ya please??

Angels -122