MLB for 9/23

First game up is BlueJays at Rays -1.5. Any team thats fighting for a playoff spot is going to get the edge come this time of the year. Especially a team that just put up 15 runs against the greatness that is the New York Yankees. I know the Yanks weren't really trying but that type of scoring usually starts to put hitters in a good rhythm. Plus Price is pitching. #nobrainer

I know, I know. Its just that Eva Longoria is sexier than Evan Longoria.

Anyone have a problem with that? Didn't think so.

Rays -1.5

A's at Angels. Same principle applies to the Angels here. They need to win this game to stay in the hunt for the wildcard. See, this pick would be a no-brainer if Weaver was pitching. That guy is just nasty. If he were pitching tonight I think I would even bet my dog on this game. 

Oh he is pitching?

Sorry Daisy. You were a great pup. Don't worry I'll get you back after Weaver buttfucks the Athletics tonight.

Angles -1.5






Last game is Cubs at Cardinals -1.5. All three wildcard teams rocking tonight. Except Boston because they are a bunch of bed-wetting sissies. Honestly though, St. Louis is creeping heavily on the Braves and this could be one of those game that they come out there, stick it to the Cubs, and build momentum for a serious playoff run here. Carpenter on the mound, all is good in St. Louis. Budweisers on you after this victory.

Cardinals -1.5