Hey Derek Lowe, did I try to fuck your wife or something? Are you doing this to spite me? Listen I know my baseball record isn't spectacular this month, but lets just totally buttfuck this season to spite me, great idea bud. Doesn't it seem like they are losing on purpose at this point so LockCitySports.com falls on its face?
Fear not. Derek Lowe can't sink this ship. This is the TITANIC! Ok, horrible analogy, but if this bitch is gonna sink, by all means I am NOT letting Lowe be the iceberg.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Let's see if the Orioles can make this shit interesting.
In the mean time, lets take a look at what Derek Lowe looks like these days:
That my friends, is the most recent mugshot of Derek Lowe.
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